Wednesday, February 09, 2005
A Guy Who's Not George Orwell on Ann Coulter on Getting Laid by Co-eds with Hairy Armpits Who Probably Don't Like Men
Jonathan Schwarz, who is, by the way, refreshingly aware that he is not George Orwell -- a realization that if we are lucky will one day occur to Christopher Hitchens (I see it happening this way: he's loaded on miniature bottles of Johnny Walker red from the mini-bar in a hotel room, cuts himself shaving, and accidentally for a moment looks at himself in the eyes) -- asks an important question regarding Ann Coulter's recent tips on the ins-and-outs of getting laid by co-eds with hairy armpits who probably don't like men.
